Self-Description
I'm a nobody really...

Bio
Yeah ... this is not my work. This is the work of The Fifteen Before Fifteen, LLC. I'm merely an example they found - but a damn good one! They paid me unbelievable amounts of money to model -- and by money I mean wine. Lots of it! Where was I? Oh yeah -- this site. What did they say to say again? Uh...Oh yeah! This site rules! -- do I get another bottle? No? Well then this site ain't nothing - NOTHING! you hear me? Where am I? I'm tired - I'm goin home. Which metro am I near? What -- metro is closed? You got another bottle of wine? No? Awww...shucks... you guys...I'm never doing a shoot for you again. You need me next Tuesday? Fine...three bottles this time. Tolbert out.